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  • May
    30th
    New Contender: Molly

    Name : Molly (Identity confirmed)

    1. Agility – 3/10
      • Molly is known throughout Moseley for never moving from her doorstep. This would probably indicate that she isn’t too agile. Or she’s lazy. Either way she isn’t going to do very well in this section.
    2. Health & Vitality – 7/10
      • There is certainly nothing dropping off her so we consider her to be a picture of health. All the other cats seem to like her which is generally a sign of being a healthy cat.
    3. Home invasion – 5/10
      • As stated previously Molly doesn’t venture far so is very unlikely to come round to see you. Having said that she has a good relationship with her neighbours and has been known to pop round for tea. Not so much an invader, more of a visitor. We suppose that means she is polite.
    4. Meow – 8/10
      • If you stop to talk to her she reciprocates. She has a full bodied meow that belies her diminutive stature and certainly gives her credibility.
    5. Fighting Ability – 2/10
      • This just isn’t going to happen. We doubt Molly has ever been in a fight but we reckon she has caused a few if you know what we mean.
    6. Overall cuteness – 8/10
      • Very cute. Tiny but cute. If you needed to keep a cat in your pocket to surprise people with then we would recommend Molly.
    7. Friendliness – 9/10
      • Molly is very very friendly. Everyone knows her name and pretty well everyone stops to have a chat with her. She is a little wary at first but once she gets to know you she’ll be your friend for life. If cats were on Facebook she’d probably get in touch with you after a couple of years to see how you are. She is also very popular with lots of other cats.
    8. Dignity – 6/10
      • Molly has a surprising air of dignity given how small she is. She has pretty well made her wall her own and it is noteworthy that cats and humans alike respect this.
    9. Intelligence – 2/10
      • She just sits on a wall. It’s not very clever. She also doesn’t seem to have the good sense to go inside when it is raining.
    10. Remaining lives – 4/10
      • We doubt Molly knows what danger is.

    Summary: 54%

    If Molly moved a little more she would have the makings of one Moseley’s best cats. There is room for improvement and we will continue to monitor her situation.

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  • Comments

    1. DaddyTank says:
      June 4, 2008 at 11:15 am

      You can have Molly or you can have Socks but not both. That’s just a rip-off…i mean look at them…one’s just a smaller version of the other. I demand a disqualification on the basis of…um…similarity.

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    2. Noodle says:
      June 6, 2008 at 12:11 pm

      Eh Is Molly a Thief ? …… has she stolen an elastic band from someone’s enormous elastic band ball?

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    3. Chris says:
      October 22, 2009 at 6:05 pm

      As Molly’s owner, I demand an opportunity to review the scores (I know I should have done this a year ago, but c’est la vie). Is this possible? For example, she does infinitely more than just sit on the wall being mollycoddled by passers-by. Ummm! She likes to find other warm places to sleep and be fussed over AND she’s small but well hard. Who has a mostly white cat that lost a few tufts about 6-7 weeks ago? This poor cat left tufts all over the kitchen floor after being ‘escorted’ away by lil Molly.
      PS, I agree with 2/10 for intelligence, she’s not the smartest…

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