MeowseleyTurning Cats into Facts

Nov
6thNew Contender : Charlie

Name: Name: Charlie (Identity confirmed) Agility -9/10 Charlie isn’t just agile he’s a veritable catrobat. We honestly don’t understand the convoluted passage of staircases, flat roofs and very high walls that he navigates on a daily basis to get home. Suffice to say we’re impressed with his commitment and think he’s set a very high standard for other cats to live up to. Actually he has not only set a very high standard but he’s probably jumped over it. Health & Vitality – 3/10 As far as health and vitality goes Charlie is big old lump of contradictions. In a way he should be rewarded for simply being alive. Reading his battle for life is a bit like an episode of ER. Admittedly an episode of ER with more of a cat focus than normal. In summary he’s got a dodgy eye from some sort of infection, his kidneys don’t work very well which means he once needed a catheter (obvious pun ignored) and he was once shot. Think about that last one for a bit. He was actually proper shot and is still alive. We’re intrigued to know how you get a catheter into a cat though we probably wouldn’t want to watch it happen. Home invasion – 2/10 Charlie doesn’t invade homes. We’ve heard that he got locked in a shed once but that really isn’t the same. Meow – 4/10 On the one hand Charlie does meow. On the other hand it’s a bit of a rubbish […]