MeowseleyTurning Cats into Facts

Feb
6thNew Contender: Jeff

Name: Name: Jeff (Identity confirmed) Agility – 8/10 Jeff is a bit of a feisty lady. We know what you’re thinking, lady? Yes, apparently she is named after Jeff Bridges, we cannot conceive of any reason why you would want to name a cat after Jeff Bridges. But we digress, apparently if locked up Jeff likes to leg it up the curtains and generally trash the place. You’d need a fair bit of a agility to climb up curtains. Health & Vitality – 7/10 She looks fairly healthy. She’s got a shiny coat and nice eyes. The main thing that stands out is her absolutely massive head. If they made hats for cats then you wouldn’t be able to get one for Jeff because her head is too large. We think a big head is a sign of being healthy. Though we’re not sure why. Home invasion – 5/10 Jeff likes to get out and about and has been described as “a bit feral”. We know she doesn’t like being kept in her own house but does that mean she goes to see other people? Based on little or no information we think she doesn’t. We think she spends most of her time outside sitting under a bush eating grass. Meow – 3/10 There is an element of guessing in this score but we don’t think Jeff has a very good meow. We’re willing to be corrected on this. Fighting Ability – 7/10 Jeff is like an untamed beast that […]