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  • May
    12th
    RIP: Molly

    It is with a heavy heart that we have to tell you that little Molly died last week. We don’t know many details but it’s possible she was hit by a car and consequently had to be put down. We’re sure this must have been a really difficult decision to take. Molly was always one of our favourite cats and was a bit of a fixture at the bottom of Leighton Road. Often hiding under a car or running away from all the other cats. She will be missed.

  • May
    30th
    New Contender: Molly

    Name : Molly (Identity confirmed) Agility – 3/10 Molly is known throughout Moseley for never moving from her doorstep. This would probably indicate that she isn’t too agile. Or she’s lazy. Either way she isn’t going to do very well in this section. Health & Vitality – 7/10 There is certainly nothing dropping off her so we consider her to be a picture of health. All the other cats seem to like her which is generally a sign of being a healthy cat. Home invasion – 5/10 As stated previously Molly doesn’t venture far so is very unlikely to come round to see you. Having said that she has a good relationship with her neighbours and has been known to pop round for tea. Not so much an invader, more of a visitor. We suppose that means she is polite. Meow – 8/10 If you stop to talk to her she reciprocates. She has a full bodied meow that belies her diminutive stature and certainly gives her credibility. Fighting Ability – 2/10 This just isn’t going to happen. We doubt Molly has ever been in a fight but we reckon she has caused a few if you know what we mean. Overall cuteness – 8/10 Very cute. Tiny but cute. If you needed to keep a cat in your pocket to surprise people with then we would recommend Molly. Friendliness – 9/10 Molly is very very friendly. Everyone knows her name and pretty well everyone stops to have a chat […]

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    Doesn’t it piss you off when you are sitting in a pub telling people about a cracking cat you met that there isn’t an objective standard to gauge how good it is against another cat? People can rate hurricanes but not cats. That’s ridiculous, I see loads more cats than hurricanes. I intend to redress this imbalance by making a universal standard of cats.

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