MeowseleyTurning Cats into Facts

Jul
6thNew Contender: Spencer

Name: Spencer (Identity confirmed) Agility – 8/10 We think it is fair  to say that there is both good agility and bad agility. On the one hand lurking on the top of a door to drop on a stranger, much like Cato, is good agility. Jumping from a second story window is bad agility.  Potentially amusing, but all the same bad. We’re happy to award points but are concerned that this could just be seen as condoning actions that will end in tears. Health & Vitality – 2/10 Listing Spencer’s previous ailments is a bit like an episode of ER, early ER before  all those new people came into it. Our favourite incident is when he was taken to the vet after developing “kitten asthma”. Now there isn’t anything funny about a kitten with asthma, but apparently it made him whistle, a bit like Roger Whittaker, but possibly smaller and cuter. Unfortunately as a result of this he has an inhaler and doesn’t have to play football. We’ve already mentioned that he jumps out of windows, you can imagine how that worked out (nor very well). He has an eating disorder and as a result has  had to have a catheter. We imagine it was the bravest vet in the world that made that diagnosis. We have awarded a few points because  he has his teeth surgically cleaned, though we’re not clear what that really means. It’s probably quite expensive. Home invasion – 4/10 It’s not fair on Spencer, but […]