We’re very sorry to have to tell everyone but it seems that Socks has died. Socks’ owner has got in touch to say that she was found by somebody walking a dog. We don’t know how this happened. We are all very sorry to hear this as we really liked Socks.
Name : Socks (Identity confirmed) It is important to note that this is the first user submitted cat and therefore subject to the obvious problem of the owner just bigging up their cat in order to bask in its reflected glory. To be fair we like what we’ve seen so far but all of this assessment could be subject to change. Agility – 7/10 Socks appears to be very agile with a penchant for play. Though that is what kittens do so she isn’t going to get full marks yet. If you have a kitten that isn’t agile then in many ways you’ve been done. Health & Vitality – 6/10 She looks healthy enough but the thousand yard stare is a little disconcerting. Apparently she was brought up by goats. It sounds a little bit unlikely but we have no reason to disbelieve it, yet. You might think we’ve been a little harsh giving quite a mediocre health score to a kitten but we’ve heard she’s got a dodgy leg and that must incur a penalty. Home invasion – 7/10 We understand that Socks is known to visit people’s houses and take food. Brilliant, have loads of points. Meow – 3/10 Even Socks’ owner reckons she doesn’t make much noise and from what we’ve seen of her she seems completely silent. This just isn’t good enough. Try harder. Fighting Ability – 2/10 Although we were impressed with the stories of how Socks can bring down a stick at the end […]