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    If questions were frequently asked then I reckon these would be the things you’d want to know the answers to.

    Ahhhh, you haven’t got my cat on your site?

    Don’t worry there is plenty of space. Just email details of your cat (and a photo) to contender@meowseley.co.uk and we’ll put them on. If we don’t know your cat then there is a good chance we will just make snap judgements based on the picture. If you would like to have your cat expertly assessed then this can be arranged.

    Your scoring system seems to be a bit arbitary why is that?

    Well we’re sorry. If you don’t like the system then make your own bloody site that attempts to catalogue cats.

    I don’t like the score you’ve given my cat will you change it?

    Probably, we don’t want to get in a fight about it. That would just be silly.

    Do the scores change over time?

    Yes they do. Although it is unlikely a cat will become anymore intelligent it is possible it will become more healthy or even die.

    I know that cat and you’ve got its details wrong, will you change them?

    This site relies on intelligence. If you know something about a cat that we don’t then we need you to tell us. Remember that giving us better information isn’t grassing, it’s the socially responsible thing to do.

    Has this site got any longevity?

    We’d say that is probably doubtful.

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    1. » New Contender: Edward Meowseley says:
      February 14, 2012 at 4:13 pm

      […] Edward is not really much of fighter. Some would say it is because he gets on so well with other cats. We know this isn’t true. He’s actually a bit gay. Not that we are saying that gay cats can’t fight. He is also obviously terrified of his nemesis Bob. […]

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    Doesn’t it piss you off when you are sitting in a pub telling people about a cracking cat you met that there isn’t an objective standard to gauge how good it is against another cat? People can rate hurricanes but not cats. That’s ridiculous, I see loads more cats than hurricanes. I intend to redress this imbalance by making a universal standard of cats.

    Many people ask if this site is restricted to just cats from a particular post code. It isn’t, cats don’t respect post codes, they don’t send letters.

    Submit your cat to contender@meowseley.co.uk

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