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  • Nov
    17th
    RIP: Yoda

    Unfortunately we need to let you know that Yoda has died. Yoda got a good score due her brother being kidnapped by an Eagle. We still shake our heads in wonder at this. It seems that Yoda was hit by a car and didn’t recover. We’d known, fleetingly, that she had gone missing unfortunately too late. We didn’t actually meet Yoda but she will be remembered as a one of our favourite cats.

  • Nov
    2nd
    New Contender: Yoda

    Name: Yoda (Identity confirmed) Before we get started it might be useful to address some of the issues that have been raised about cat names. Some people have commented on the growing trend to give cats person names rather than what could be considered a conventional feline labelling. We would like to make it clear that although we think of cats as tiny furry people we do not penalise a contender for having a silly name. We recognise that the name a cat is saddled with is the responsibility of the owner and should not reflect badly on the unfortunate creature that ends up named after a cartoon or a cloud. Though we can’t think of any examples of where this has happened. This statement of policy should not be seen as any sort of criticism of Yoda’s name. We do think it’s a bit of  silly name, especially as she is a girl (cat). Agility – 7/10 Yoda can climb through windows. This is basic cat behaviour and isn’t really going to get her a large score. But hang on a minute these windows she can climb through are bedroom windows. Isn’t it conventional to have your bedroom upstairs? That means she must be doing something fairly agile to make her window climbing decision useful. This score stands whilst further investigations take place as to where exactly this “bedroom” is. Health & Vitality – 6/10 She looks healthy. She certainly doesn’t look like she’s 7 years old so she must […]

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    Doesn’t it piss you off when you are sitting in a pub telling people about a cracking cat you met that there isn’t an objective standard to gauge how good it is against another cat? People can rate hurricanes but not cats. That’s ridiculous, I see loads more cats than hurricanes. I intend to redress this imbalance by making a universal standard of cats.

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