MeowseleyTurning Cats into Facts

Aug
12thNew Contender: Brown Cat

Name: Brown Cat (Identity not confirmed) Agility -4/10 Brown Cat wanders about like he’s lost something. He seems fairly good at getting up and down fences but nothing really special. Health & Vitality – 5/10 Is being really really hairy a sign of being healthy? Probably not. He spends a lot of time sitting in the rain and that can’t be good for you if you’re that hairy. Having said that the extra weight he carries around in rain water is probably good for muscle development. Home invasion – 6/10 All available evidence indicates that Brown Cat doesn’t even have a home of his own so he’s always on the lookout for a new place to have a kip. He is well known as a cat that tries to beg his way into a house with his pitiful meow. Meow – 7/10 As stated above his meow is a bit pathetic but fair play to him he does have one and he uses it to good affect. Fighting Ability – 4/10 There is little or no evidence of Brown Cat having any fighting ability whatsoever. He’s scared of Edward which means that in the social order of cats he is pretty well at the bottom. It both saddens and sickens us to see a cat that has sunk to this level. Overall cuteness – 7/10 Brown Cat is fairly cute. A bit brown but that in itself isn’t a reason to mark him down. Friendliness – 3/10 There just isn’t […]