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  • Nov
    21st
    Emergency: Bob

    We really need your help with this one. Bob’s gone missing. We really like Bob. In fact we’d go as far as to say he is one of our favourite cats. He is generally found hanging around Leighton Road in Moseley (B13). So please check anywhere you can think of. Cars, garages, sheds etc. If you see him then please let us know at the usual address, emergency@meowseley.co.uk or even leave a comment here. We’re pretty sure that Bob can take care of himself but the weather’s not too good and we know that he would be much better off at home.

  • Jun
    6th
    Update: Bob

    Name:  Bob (identity confirmed) Now this is more like it. The people of Moseley pulling together to keep an eye on all the cats. A concerned member of the public spotted Bob having a bit of a sleep in some grass. At present it hasn’t been decided whether or not this will have any real affect on his overall score as this is more or less what you expect cats to do when it’s a bit sunny. Thanks for pointing him out. If anyone else spots one of our cats whilst out and about they should take a picture and keep us updated.

  • May
    30th
    New Contender: Bob

    Name : Bob (Identity confirmed) Agility – 8/10 Bob can shift, he’s like a cat. Not one for jumping over fences but if he sees another cat or some rubbish he’s straight in there. Health & Vitality – 8/10 Bob looks healthy enough but it is difficult to tell as he doesn’t really let anyone get that close to him. The benefit of the doubt gives him a decent score. Home invasion – 2/10 Bob is not a cat that is going to come round and see you. He likes sleeping under cars. That’s his thing. Meow – 6/10 Not the best meow in the world but it works and you can’t really say fairer than that. Fighting Ability – 10/10 This cat is nails. No really he is. I wouldn’t want to fight him and I doubt all the other cats want to either. Overall cuteness – 4/10 He’s not cute. He just isn’t. He looks like he doesn’t like anyone and doesn’t really want anyone to like him. Fair enough. Friendliness – 2/10 We’re pretty sure that Bob is a very friendly cat once you get to know him. We don’t know him and think that given half a chance he would try and eat us. Dignity – 4/10 It’s difficult to have dignity if you eat rubbish. It doesn’t look good and it doesn’t taste good. Bob might want to think about this Intelligence – 4/10 We know we are coming back to the rubbish thing again […]

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    Doesn’t it piss you off when you are sitting in a pub telling people about a cracking cat you met that there isn’t an objective standard to gauge how good it is against another cat? People can rate hurricanes but not cats. That’s ridiculous, I see loads more cats than hurricanes. I intend to redress this imbalance by making a universal standard of cats.

    Many people ask if this site is restricted to just cats from a particular post code. It isn’t, cats don’t respect post codes, they don’t send letters.

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