MeowseleyTurning Cats into Facts

Nov
15thNew Contender: Barry

Name: Barry (Identity confirmed) Barry was first brought to our attention in July of this year. That means it has taken over four months for us to review him. Now you might think it has taken so long because the review has been lovingly crafted out of gold. If you did think that you would be mostly wrong. We have just been very lazy. Agility – 4/10 We are getting increasingly worried about the amount of cats that aren’t allowed outside. It isn’t natural to keep a cat inside and it makes it very difficult to get a sense of what they can or can’t do. We do know that Barry can leap on top of the fridge in one jump. Not very impressive really. We have a feeling that at a push we could do that as well. Though obviously that would be frowned on in a human. Having said that letting your cat climb on your fridge does raise similar questions. Though it is Barry we are here to judge. Health & Vitality – 4/10 Although Barry should be rewarded for getting as far as ten and a half years old we feel we must deduct points for only having two teeth. This is rubbish. If only we had a section for pretending to be a vampire. Home invasion Pretending to be a vampire- 10/10 As Barry isn’t allowed out, ever, we’ve given him full marks for pretending to be a vampire. Meow – 8/10 Barry has a […]