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Archive for August, 2008


Emergency Request: Fraggle

Published August 18th, 2008 in Emergency | No Comments »

Help.

Apparently Fraggle has gone missing. She is 9 years old and is apparently quite healthy. She was last seen at around 8 am on Saturday and is usually quite shy of strangers.

We’ve also heard that she “trills” to let you know when she is happy.

We’ve never even had the chance to review her yet so finding her is more than a matter of urgency.

She usually hangs around on Alcester Road in Moseley opposite the Post Office. If you can spare a bit of time have a look about and see if you can find her .

We won’t put her owners phone number on here as they might attract all manner of nutters. If you do see her then email emergency@meowseley.co.uk and we will pass your details on.

We will try and provide periodic updates as we hear more.

Off you go.

[EDIT]No news on Fraggle at the moment. In many ways she’s a bit like Schrodinger’s cat.

So….. er…….keep looking[/EDIT]

New Contender: Brown Cat

Published August 12th, 2008 in Brown Cat, cats | 1 Comment »

Name: Brown Cat (Identity not confirmed)

  1. Agility -4/10
    • Brown Cat wanders about like he’s lost something. He seems fairly good at getting up and down fences but nothing really special.
  2. Health & Vitality – 5/10
    • Is being really really hairy a sign of being healthy? Probably not. He spends a lot of time sitting in the rain and that can’t be good for you if you’re that hairy. Having said that the extra weight he carries around in rain water is probably good for muscle development.
  3. Home invasion – 6/10
    • All available evidence indicates that Brown Cat doesn’t even have a home of his own so he’s always on the lookout for a new place to have a kip. He is well known as a cat that tries to beg his way into a house with his pitiful meow.
  4. Meow – 7/10
    • As stated above his meow is a bit pathetic but fair play to him he does have one and he uses it to good affect.
  5. Fighting Ability – 4/10
    • There is little or no evidence of Brown Cat having any fighting ability whatsoever. He’s scared of Edward which means that in the social order of cats he is pretty well at the bottom. It both saddens and sickens us to see a cat that has sunk to this level.
  6. Overall cuteness – 7/10
    • Brown Cat is fairly cute. A bit brown but that in itself isn’t a reason to mark him down.
  7. Friendliness – 3/10
    • There just isn’t much that Brown Cat isn’t scared of. He isn’t very friendly and you’ll usually see him legging it like a crazy man if anyone tries to say hello to him.
  8. Dignity – 4/10
    • Brown Cat hasn’t got much in the way of dignity. Let’s face it we couldn’t even be arsed to make up a decent name for him so…….
  9. Intelligence – 3/10
    • Brown Cat isn’t very clever. He has as a bit of a vacant hungry look, much like a fat kid with a packet of Monster Munch.
  10. Remaining lives – 6/10
    • For a cat to be this nervous something pretty terrible must have happened to him at some point. We don’t know what it was but we can guess. We’ve given him some points for a ridiculously exciting life story that we’ve made up in our heads.

Summary: 49%

We don’t know what it is about Brown Cat but we don’t really like him much. It’s not that he’s ever done anything really wrong he’s just irritating.