{"id":76,"date":"2009-02-06T16:02:44","date_gmt":"2009-02-06T16:02:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/?p=76"},"modified":"2023-02-08T12:50:19","modified_gmt":"2023-02-08T11:50:19","slug":"new-contender-jeff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/?p=76","title":{"rendered":"New Contender: Jeff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/jeff.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/>Name: Name: Jeff (Identity confirmed)<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Agility &#8211; 8\/10\n<ul>\n<li>Jeff is a bit of a feisty lady. We know what you&#8217;re thinking, lady? Yes, apparently she is named after Jeff Bridges, we cannot conceive of any reason why you would want to name a cat after Jeff Bridges. But we digress, apparently if locked up Jeff likes to leg it up the curtains and generally trash the place. You&#8217;d need a fair bit of a agility to climb up curtains.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Health &amp; Vitality &#8211; 7\/10\n<ul>\n<li>She looks fairly healthy. She\u2019s got a shiny coat and nice eyes. The main thing that stands out is her absolutely massive head. If they made hats for cats then you wouldn&#8217;t be able to get one for Jeff because her head is too large. We think a big head is a sign of being healthy. Though we&#8217;re not sure why.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Home invasion &#8211; 5\/10\n<ul>\n<li>Jeff likes to get out and about and has been described as &#8220;a bit feral&#8221;. We know she doesn&#8217;t like being kept in her own house but does that mean she goes to see other people? Based on little or no information we think she doesn&#8217;t. We think she spends most of her time outside sitting under a bush eating grass.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Meow &#8211; 3\/10\n<ul>\n<li>There is an element of guessing in this score but we don&#8217;t think Jeff has a very good meow. We&#8217;re willing to be corrected on this.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Fighting Ability &#8211; 7\/10\n<ul>\n<li>Jeff is like an untamed beast that has been very much tamed. She has a touch of the wild but is still at home in polite company. We do not have a comprehensive list of the small animals she eats.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Overall cuteness &#8211; 8\/10\n<ul>\n<li>Leaving her massive noggin aside she&#8217;s a nice cute cat.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Friendliness &#8211; 3\/10\n<ul>\n<li>Jeff will only be stroked on her terms. It&#8217;s not friendly but at least she lets people touch her every now and then. She&#8217;s not the sort of cat that&#8217;s going to wave her legs in the air begging for attention. She does like to follow her human friends around like a lamb. We don&#8217;t really know whether this is a good thing or not as we&#8217;re not completely sure if lambs would follow you around in a friendly way.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Dignity &#8211; 6\/10\n<ul>\n<li>She&#8217;s not the sort of cat that&#8217;s going to wave her legs in the air begging for attention.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Intelligence &#8211; 6\/10\n<ul>\n<li>Jeff learnt quite quickly that she gets her own way through wanton destruction. This is good. She can clearly hatch a plan.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Remaining lives &#8211; 7\/10\n<ul>\n<li>Jeff&#8217;s start in life was a true tale of woe. She was found abandoned with her siblings next to her dead mother. This is usually the way that serial killers start and it is a testament to her balanced nature that she&#8217;s turned out alright. Well, she made it through the first bit so let&#8217;s hope she sticks around for a bit longer.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Summary: 60%<\/p>\n<p>Sorry but we&#8217;ve to say it again, look at the size of her head. That&#8217;s not right is it? Anyway 60%, a good score.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Name: Name: Jeff (Identity confirmed) Agility &#8211; 8\/10 Jeff is a bit of a feisty lady. We know what you&#8217;re thinking, lady? Yes, apparently she is named after Jeff Bridges, we cannot conceive of any reason why you would want to name a cat after Jeff Bridges. But we digress, apparently if locked up Jeff likes to leg it up the curtains and generally trash the place. You&#8217;d need a fair bit of a agility to climb up curtains. Health &amp; Vitality &#8211; 7\/10 She looks fairly healthy. She\u2019s got a shiny coat and nice eyes. The main thing that stands out is her absolutely massive head. If they made hats for cats then you wouldn&#8217;t be able to get one for Jeff because her head is too large. We think a big head is a sign of being healthy. Though we&#8217;re not sure why. Home invasion &#8211; 5\/10 Jeff likes to get out and about and has been described as &#8220;a bit feral&#8221;. We know she doesn&#8217;t like being kept in her own house but does that mean she goes to see other people? Based on little or no information we think she doesn&#8217;t. We think she spends most of her time outside sitting under a bush eating grass. Meow &#8211; 3\/10 There is an element of guessing in this score but we don&#8217;t think Jeff has a very good meow. We&#8217;re willing to be corrected on this. 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