{"id":40,"date":"2008-07-31T16:38:57","date_gmt":"2008-07-31T16:38:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/?p=40"},"modified":"2012-02-14T16:10:44","modified_gmt":"2012-02-14T16:10:44","slug":"new-contender-errol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/?p=40","title":{"rendered":"New Contender: Errol"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right\" src=\"http:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/media\/cats\/errol.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/>Name:\u00c2\u00a0Errol (Identity not confirmed)<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Agility -6\/10\n<ul>\n<li>You&#8217;ve got to watch Errol he has a bit of a habit of sneaking up on you from the most unexpected angles. Quite often you can be happily wandering along, you hear a bit of meow, and there he is, lingering on a fence. He&#8217;s also very very fast.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Health &amp; Vitality &#8211; 6\/10\n<ul>\n<li>He&#8217;s certainly a big fellah. Probably about the size of one and a half normal cats. His coat seems quite shiny so there&#8217;s no reason to assume he is anything other than healthy.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Home invasion &#8211; 10\/10\n<ul>\n<li>Errol is about as good as it gets when it comes to getting into other people&#8217;s houses. We&#8217;ve caught him trying to get through the cat flap and when that didn&#8217;t work he just knocked on the door. How can you refuse a cat that knocks on the door? He has been brought up very well.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Meow &#8211; 5\/10\n<ul>\n<li>Being the strong silent type means that Errol doesn&#8217;t need to make a fuss to get noticed. When he needs to let people know he&#8217;s sitting on a fence then he does but he isn&#8217;t exactly chatty.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Fighting Ability &#8211; 9\/10\n<ul>\n<li>Errol is about the hardest cat we&#8217;ve come across so far. He can batter any other cat in his road and totures small animals. He was observed once taking a rat for a walk. Racing it up and down the road until he was bored. It is dubious whether we should reward what is bsically psychotic behaviour but it was very funny.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Overall cuteness &#8211; 6\/10\n<ul>\n<li>Considering Errol is bit of large lumbering thing of a cat we think he&#8217;s quite cute. Not kitteny type of cute but a distinguished type of cute.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Friendliness &#8211; 4\/10\n<ul>\n<li>\u00c2\u00a0We don&#8217;t think Errol is that friendly really. Alright he does greet you in passing but generally we think he does this in a &#8220;I could have killed you then&#8221; sort of way. Not much of one for tickling, probably. Well we&#8217;re not going to try until we get some decent gloves.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Dignity &#8211; 7\/10\n<ul>\n<li>Errol is diginity personified. He&#8217;s polite, he&#8217;s clean and he&#8217;s very well turned out. Even when he breaks into to steal another cat&#8217;s food he does it with an air of righteousness.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Intelligence &#8211; 6\/10\n<ul>\n<li>If a cat knows how to knock on your door then he clearly isn&#8217;t as dim as brick. We know little else about Errol but 6 isn&#8217;t a bad score considering some of the idiot cats we&#8217;ve reviewed so far.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Remaining lives &#8211; 7\/10\n<ul>\n<li>We imagine Errol has lost a few lives but equally has probably taken a few as well.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Summary: 65%<\/p>\n<p>Errol is one of our favourite cats because he&#8217;s just proper. He&#8217;s not a kitten and could probably beat us all in a fight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Name:\u00c2\u00a0Errol (Identity not confirmed) Agility -6\/10 You&#8217;ve got to watch Errol he has a bit of a habit of sneaking up on you from the most unexpected angles. Quite often you can be happily wandering along, you hear a bit of meow, and there he is, lingering on a fence. He&#8217;s also very very fast. Health &amp; Vitality &#8211; 6\/10 He&#8217;s certainly a big fellah. Probably about the size of one and a half normal cats. His coat seems quite shiny so there&#8217;s no reason to assume he is anything other than healthy. Home invasion &#8211; 10\/10 Errol is about as good as it gets when it comes to getting into other people&#8217;s houses. We&#8217;ve caught him trying to get through the cat flap and when that didn&#8217;t work he just knocked on the door. How can you refuse a cat that knocks on the door? He has been brought up very well. Meow &#8211; 5\/10 Being the strong silent type means that Errol doesn&#8217;t need to make a fuss to get noticed. When he needs to let people know he&#8217;s sitting on a fence then he does but he isn&#8217;t exactly chatty. Fighting Ability &#8211; 9\/10 Errol is about the hardest cat we&#8217;ve come across so far. He can batter any other cat in his road and totures small animals. He was observed once taking a rat for a walk. Racing it up and down the road until he was bored. 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