{"id":131,"date":"2009-09-13T18:35:18","date_gmt":"2009-09-13T17:35:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/?p=131"},"modified":"2009-09-13T18:35:18","modified_gmt":"2009-09-13T17:35:18","slug":"emergency-name-not-known","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/?p=131","title":{"rendered":"Emergency: (Name not known)"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Missing\"<\/p>\n

There’s another one gone. Unfortunately we don’t know much about this one. We don’t know its name and we can’t narrow down its last known location, beyond B13<\/a>.<\/p>\n

It looks like quite a nice cat but seems to have been missing since the 29th August.<\/p>\n

I think we can all agree that is a very long time.<\/p>\n

This seems to be a bit of a trend at the moment, the missing cat thing rather than us not knowing cats’ names. It is important to follow these trends in case there is some sort of cat thief about.<\/p>\n

It wouldn’t do if someone was putting them into servitude. Probably a pretty unproductive servitude but one that should be stamped on none the less.<\/p>\n

As per normal if you see her or even hear a rumour email us at the usual address (emergency@meowseley.co.uk<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Thanks to @bounder<\/a> for alerting to us to this most perilous of situations.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There’s another one gone. Unfortunately we don’t know much about this one. We don’t know its name and we can’t narrow down its last known location, beyond B13. It looks like quite a nice cat but seems to have been missing since the 29th August. I think we can all agree that is a very long time. This seems to be a bit of a trend at the moment, the missing cat thing rather than us not knowing cats’ names. It is important to follow these trends in case there is some sort of cat thief about. It wouldn’t do if someone was putting them into servitude. Probably a pretty unproductive servitude but one that should be stamped on none the less. As per normal if you see her or even hear a rumour email us at the usual address (emergency@meowseley.co.uk) Thanks to @bounder for alerting to us to this most perilous of situations.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-emergency"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p48Cd2-27","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=131"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}