{"id":13,"date":"2008-05-30T13:28:33","date_gmt":"2008-05-30T13:28:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/?p=13"},"modified":"2012-04-20T19:29:27","modified_gmt":"2012-04-20T19:29:27","slug":"new-contender-steven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/?p=13","title":{"rendered":"New Contender: Lucy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/Media\/Cats\/steven.jpg\" alt=\"Lucy\" \/>Name : <del>Steven<\/del>\u00a0Lucy (Identity confirmed)<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Agility &#8211; 6\/10\n<ul>\n<li>We&#8217;ve seen him sit on a wall once or twice but that&#8217;s really as good as it gets with <del>Steven<\/del>\u00a0Lucy.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Health &amp; Vitality &#8211; 2\/10\n<ul>\n<li>Nobody is ever going to accuse <del>Steven<\/del>\u00a0Lucy\u00a0of looking that healthy. <del>He<\/del>\u00a0She\u00a0is better than <del>he<\/del>\u00a0she\u00a0was but frequently looks like <del>he<\/del>\u00a0she might die.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Home invasion &#8211; 2\/10\n<ul>\n<li><del>Steven<\/del>\u00a0Lucy is never going to be a cat burglar (you see what we did there). <del>He&#8217;ll<\/del>\u00a0She&#8217;ll\u00a0stop you in the street but is very aware of <del>his<\/del>\u00a0her boundaries.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Meow &#8211; 10\/10\n<ul>\n<li><del>Steven<\/del>\u00a0Lucy\u00a0has a brilliant meow. Probably one of the best we&#8217;ve come across. Bumping into <del>Steven<\/del>\u00a0Lucy\u00a0is a pleasure because sometimes it seems like <del>he<\/del>\u00a0she\u00a0can talk. He can&#8217;t talk but <del>he<\/del>\u00a0she\u00a0tries <del>his<\/del>\u00a0her best.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Fighting Ability &#8211; 2\/10\n<ul>\n<li>If you&#8217;re looking for a cat to have a fight with you want to start with <del>Steven<\/del>\u00a0Lucy. <del>He&#8217;s<\/del>\u00a0She&#8217;s\u00a0rubbish. In mitigation we think <del>he<\/del>\u00a0she is probably above all that sort of stuff but the criteria are the criteria.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Overall cuteness &#8211; 4\/10\n<ul>\n<li>It&#8217;s difficult to say whether or not <del>Steven<\/del>\u00a0Lucy is cute. <del>He<\/del>\u00a0She looks scrawny and ill but <del>his<\/del>\u00a0her\u00a0eyes demonstrate a fundamental understanding of what it means to be a cat. We&#8217;ve given <del>him<\/del>\u00a0her a low score anyway because we&#8217;re cruel like that.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Friendliness &#8211; 8\/10\n<ul>\n<li><del>Steven<\/del>\u00a0Lucy is a genuine cat that wants to be your friend and really likes to listen to what you&#8217;ve been up to.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Dignity &#8211; 2\/10\n<ul>\n<li>I&#8217;m afraid <del>he<\/del>\u00a0she just doesn&#8217;t have any dignity. <del>He<\/del>\u00a0She talks to anyone and always looks a little bit pleading. We still don&#8217;t know if <del>he<\/del>\u00a0she has anywhere to live so being potentially homeless could go someway to justify <del>his<\/del>\u00a0her needy air.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Intelligence &#8211; 2\/10\n<ul>\n<li>We certainly wouldn&#8217;t give <del>him<\/del>\u00a0her a Rubiks cube to solve. <del>Steven<\/del>\u00a0Lucy does nothing to change the tired old stereotpye that cats are stupid.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Remaining lives &#8211; 6\/10\n<ul>\n<li>If not eating properly is cheating death then <del>Steven<\/del>\u00a0Lucy has done it. It could just be a lifestyle choice but somehow we doubt it.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Summary: 42%<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re not surprised that <del>Steven<\/del>\u00a0Lucy got such a low score. We like <del>him<\/del>\u00a0her immensely but there just seems to be something a little bit wrong with <del>him<\/del>\u00a0her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Name : Steven\u00a0Lucy (Identity confirmed) Agility &#8211; 6\/10 We&#8217;ve seen him sit on a wall once or twice but that&#8217;s really as good as it gets with Steven\u00a0Lucy. Health &amp; Vitality &#8211; 2\/10 Nobody is ever going to accuse Steven\u00a0Lucy\u00a0of looking that healthy. He\u00a0She\u00a0is better than he\u00a0she\u00a0was but frequently looks like he\u00a0she might die. Home invasion &#8211; 2\/10 Steven\u00a0Lucy is never going to be a cat burglar (you see what we did there). He&#8217;ll\u00a0She&#8217;ll\u00a0stop you in the street but is very aware of his\u00a0her boundaries. Meow &#8211; 10\/10 Steven\u00a0Lucy\u00a0has a brilliant meow. Probably one of the best we&#8217;ve come across. 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Dignity &#8211; 2\/10 I&#8217;m afraid he\u00a0she just doesn&#8217;t have any dignity. 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