{"id":12,"date":"2008-05-30T12:56:21","date_gmt":"2008-05-30T12:56:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/?p=12"},"modified":"2012-02-14T16:13:06","modified_gmt":"2012-02-14T16:13:06","slug":"bob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/?p=12","title":{"rendered":"New Contender: Bob"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/media\/cats\/bob.jpg\" style=\"float: right\" \/>Name : Bob (Identity confirmed)<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Agility &#8211; 8\/10\n<ul>\n<li>Bob can shift, he&#8217;s like a cat. Not one for jumping over fences but if he sees another cat or some rubbish he&#8217;s straight in there.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Health &amp; Vitality &#8211;  8\/10\n<ul>\n<li>Bob looks healthy enough but it is difficult to tell as he doesn&#8217;t really let anyone get that close to him. The benefit of the doubt gives him a decent score.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Home invasion &#8211; 2\/10\n<ul>\n<li>Bob is not a cat that is going to come round and see you. He likes sleeping under cars. That&#8217;s his thing.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Meow &#8211; 6\/10\n<ul>\n<li>Not the best meow in the world but it works and you can&#8217;t really say fairer than that.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Fighting Ability &#8211; 10\/10\n<ul>\n<li>This cat is nails. No really he is. I wouldn&#8217;t want to fight him and I doubt all the other cats want to either.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Overall cuteness &#8211; 4\/10\n<ul>\n<li>He&#8217;s not cute. He just isn&#8217;t. He looks like he doesn&#8217;t like anyone and doesn&#8217;t really want anyone to like him. Fair enough.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Friendliness &#8211; 2\/10\n<ul>\n<li>We&#8217;re pretty sure that Bob is a very friendly cat once you get to know him. We don&#8217;t know him and think that given half a chance he would try and eat us.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Dignity &#8211; 4\/10\n<ul>\n<li>It&#8217;s difficult to have dignity if you eat rubbish. It doesn&#8217;t look good and it doesn&#8217;t taste good. Bob might want to think about this<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Intelligence &#8211; 4\/10\n<ul>\n<li>We know we are coming back to the rubbish thing again but it certainly doesn&#8217;t make you think he is clever.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Remaining lives &#8211; 8\/10\n<ul>\n<li>We know this cat has learned to fight and we&#8217;re pretty sure he didn&#8217;t learn this in Moseley. Those tasty moves could only have come from prison or the military. We know they don&#8217;t let cats in the military so it must have been prison. Anyway he&#8217;s lead a life that has taught him a thing or two and we reckon he has cheated death.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Summary: 56%<\/p>\n<p>Not a brilliant score for Bob but a lot of it comes down to his mean personality.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Name : Bob (Identity confirmed) Agility &#8211; 8\/10 Bob can shift, he&#8217;s like a cat. Not one for jumping over fences but if he sees another cat or some rubbish he&#8217;s straight in there. Health &amp; Vitality &#8211; 8\/10 Bob looks healthy enough but it is difficult to tell as he doesn&#8217;t really let anyone get that close to him. The benefit of the doubt gives him a decent score. Home invasion &#8211; 2\/10 Bob is not a cat that is going to come round and see you. He likes sleeping under cars. That&#8217;s his thing. Meow &#8211; 6\/10 Not the best meow in the world but it works and you can&#8217;t really say fairer than that. Fighting Ability &#8211; 10\/10 This cat is nails. No really he is. I wouldn&#8217;t want to fight him and I doubt all the other cats want to either. Overall cuteness &#8211; 4\/10 He&#8217;s not cute. He just isn&#8217;t. He looks like he doesn&#8217;t like anyone and doesn&#8217;t really want anyone to like him. Fair enough. Friendliness &#8211; 2\/10 We&#8217;re pretty sure that Bob is a very friendly cat once you get to know him. We don&#8217;t know him and think that given half a chance he would try and eat us. Dignity &#8211; 4\/10 It&#8217;s difficult to have dignity if you eat rubbish. It doesn&#8217;t look good and it doesn&#8217;t taste good. Bob might want to think about this Intelligence &#8211; 4\/10 We know we are coming back to the rubbish thing again [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[4],"class_list":["post-12","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-contenders","tag-bob"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s48Cd2-bob","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":389,"href":"https:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions\/389"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}