{"id":9,"date":"2008-05-30T11:07:17","date_gmt":"2008-05-30T10:07:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/?page_id=7"},"modified":"2016-08-25T12:11:20","modified_gmt":"2016-08-25T11:11:20","slug":"faqs","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/?page_id=9","title":{"rendered":"FAQs"},"content":{"rendered":"

If questions were frequently asked then I reckon these would be the things you’d want to know the answers to.<\/p>\n

Ahhhh, you haven’t got my cat on your site?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Don’t worry there is plenty of space. Just email details of your cat (and a photo) to contender@meowseley.co.uk<\/a>\u00a0and we’ll put them on. If we don’t know your cat then there is a good chance we will just make snap judgements based on the picture. If you would like to have your cat expertly assessed then this can be arranged.<\/p>\n

Your scoring system seems to be a bit arbitary why is that?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Well we’re sorry. If you don’t like the system then make your own bloody site that attempts to catalogue cats.<\/p>\n

I don’t like the score you’ve given my cat will you change it?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Probably, we don’t want to get in a fight about it. That would just be silly.<\/p>\n

Do the scores change over time?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Yes they do. Although it is unlikely a cat will become anymore intelligent it is possible it will become more healthy or even die.<\/p>\n

I know that cat and you’ve got its details wrong, will you change them?<\/strong><\/p>\n

This site relies on intelligence. If you know something about a cat that we don’t then we need you to tell us. Remember that giving us better information isn’t grassing, it’s the socially responsible thing to do.<\/p>\n

Has this site got any longevity?<\/strong><\/p>\n

We’d say that is probably doubtful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If questions were frequently asked then I reckon these would be the things you’d want to know the answers to. Ahhhh, you haven’t got my cat on your site? Don’t worry there is plenty of space. Just email details of your cat (and a photo) to contender@meowseley.co.uk\u00a0and we’ll put them on. If we don’t know your cat then there is a good chance we will just make snap judgements based on the picture. If you would like to have your cat expertly assessed then this can be arranged. Your scoring system seems to be a bit arbitary why is that? Well we’re sorry. If you don’t like the system then make your own bloody site that attempts to catalogue cats. I don’t like the score you’ve given my cat will you change it? Probably, we don’t want to get in a fight about it. That would just be silly. Do the scores change over time? Yes they do. Although it is unlikely a cat will become anymore intelligent it is possible it will become more healthy or even die. I know that cat and you’ve got its details wrong, will you change them? This site relies on intelligence. If you know something about a cat that we don’t then we need you to tell us. Remember that giving us better information isn’t grassing, it’s the socially responsible thing to do. Has this site got any longevity? We’d say that is probably doubtful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":3,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-9","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P48Cd2-9","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1075,"href":"https:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9\/revisions\/1075"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meowseley.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}