We really need your help with this one. Bob’s gone missing. We really like Bob. In fact we’d go as far as to say he is one of our favourite cats. He is generally found hanging around Leighton Road in Moseley (B13). So please check anywhere you can think of. Cars, garages, sheds etc. If you see him then please let us know at the usual address, emergency@meowseley.co.uk or even leave a comment here. We’re pretty sure that Bob can take care of himself but the weather’s not too good and we know that he would be much better off at home.
Name: Yoda (Identity confirmed) Before we get started it might be useful to address some of the issues that have been raised about cat names. Some people have commented on the growing trend to give cats person names rather than what could be considered a conventional feline labelling. We would like to make it clear that although we think of cats as tiny furry people we do not penalise a contender for having a silly name. We recognise that the name a cat is saddled with is the responsibility of the owner and should not reflect badly on the unfortunate creature that ends up named after a cartoon or a cloud. Though we can’t think of any examples of where this has happened. This statement of policy should not be seen as any sort of criticism of Yoda’s name. We do think it’s a bit of silly name, especially as she is a girl (cat). Agility – 7/10 Yoda can climb through windows. This is basic cat behaviour and isn’t really going to get her a large score. But hang on a minute these windows she can climb through are bedroom windows. Isn’t it conventional to have your bedroom upstairs? That means she must be doing something fairly agile to make her window climbing decision useful. This score stands whilst further investigations take place as to where exactly this “bedroom” is. Health & Vitality – 6/10 She looks healthy. She certainly doesn’t look like she’s 7 years old so she must […]