Name : Steven (Identity not confirmed)
- Agility – 6/10
- We’ve seen him sit on a wall once or twice but that’s really as good as it gets with Steven.
- Health & Vitality – 2/10
- Nobody is ever going to accuse Steven of looking that healthy. He is better than he was but frequently looks like he might die.
- Home invasion – 2/10
- Steven is never going to be a cat burglar (you see what we did there). He’ll stop you in the street but is very aware of his boundaries.
- Meow – 10/10
- Steven has a brilliant meow. Probably one of the best we’ve come across. Bumping into Steven is a pleasure because sometimes it seems like he can talk. He can’t talk but he tries his best.
- Fighting Ability – 2/10
- If you’re looking for a cat to have a fight with you want to start with Steven. He’s rubbish. In mitigation we think he is probably above all that sort of stuff but the criteria are the criteria.
- Overall cuteness – 4/10
- It’s difficult to say whether or not Steven is cute. He looks scrawny and ill but his eyes demonstrate a fundamental understanding of what it means to be a cat. We’ve given him a low score anyway because we’re cruel like that.
- Friendliness – 8/10
- Steven is a genuine cat that wants to be your friend and really likes to listen to what you’ve been up to.
- Dignity – 2/10
- I’m afraid he just doesn’t have any dignity. He talks to anyone and always looks a little bit pleading. We still don’t know if he has anywhere to live so being potentially homeless could go someway to justify his needy air.
- Intelligence – 2/10
- We certainly wouldn’t give him a Rubiks cube to solve. Steven does nothing to change the tired old stereotpye that cats are stupid.
- Remaining lives – 6/10
- If not eating properly is cheating death then Steven has done it. It could just be a lifestyle choice but somehow we doubt it.
Summary: 42%
We’re not surprised that Steven got such a low score. We like him immensely but there just seems to be something a little bit wrong with him.